Alumni Directory

Today I received my Archbishop Mitty High School Alumni Directory for 2006. I felt a little devilish as I opened and unwrapped it; ta-da. There it sat before me, shiny, undefiled, pretty, and waiting, just waiting to be utilized. Sitting before me were the listings of people who are anticipating my phone call, letter, or post card.

I looked up my old high school sweetheart (boring), then myself. In an instant, I realized that there was no one I cared to look up. I've maintained contact with the friends I had while there, and the ones I care to forget, well, I don't really care what they are doing.

I wasted fifty bucks.